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Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Cooking

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Let's all be fairies.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Toilet humour

Easter Island Secret

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Obama.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."