Sizzle Seekers Prints

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Cooking

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Let's all be fairies.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Obama.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Easter Island Secret

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Toilet humour

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."