Sugar Buzz Seeker T-Shirts

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Doughnut Making

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'Then fold in two egg whites, lightly beaten...'

'Coffee overload.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Black Forest Cake

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."