Sugar Chaser T-Shirts

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

The Running of the Brie

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Running Latte

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Sandwich snob.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Dressed as Sweets

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Hot dog.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"