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'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

"Eat my dust!"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

It can be taken up at any age....

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

For sale - Used only Once.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Easter Island Secret

Toilet humour

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Becalmed yachts

Doom & Gloom

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Still living with parents....

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'