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'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"It's just a tree."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Zoo animals.

Open House of Horrors

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Welcome Ghost.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Witch dice.

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Whiplash..."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'