Spiral Throw Seeker Prints

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Zoo animals.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Welcome Ghost.

Neurotics in the tropics

"Whiplash..."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'