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Zebra Crossing

'He got game.'

"Make it look like natural selection."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Gnu kid on the block.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Man looking for missing person. Foot coming out of the mouth of a mounted Lion's head.

'I'll have the Wildebeest.'

'It's a laugh, innit.'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"I can tell already that it's going to be terrific."

"The sign doesn't apply to you!"

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'Dr. Livingstone, I Presume?' 'No, Eddie Feinstein of New Jersey.'

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

Mary decides to give up weeding and start giving safari tours.

'Some of us endangered species are getting together Saturday night for one last fling at the water hole.'

Safari cosmetic surgery.

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Zebra lost and found.

'But I was just dreaming of going on safari...'

'Brenda, this line dancing isn't at all what I expected.'

'I've tried to warn you Ellsworth, never turn your back on those creatures.'

"Please board sir: We'll take you safely through the lion's territory..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Now, that was greedy! Didn't leave much, did you?!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Whiplash..."

Mopping up outside the reptile house...

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"Mum, one of the tourists looks upset. He does not seem to have a big zoom. Let's be kind and get closer so that he too can have a nice photo..."

"I feel we're not browsing safely."

"We're prey Tony. Own it."