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'Wait till the last minute and then jump to the side.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Thug life on safari.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Elephant ass selfie.

Zoo animals.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'