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'Wait till the last minute and then jump to the side.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Eat me"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Elephant ass selfie.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Dog phrenology

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'