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Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Crab with a clown face.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Let's all be fairies.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Taxi

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

Dog retrieves slippers instead of birds.

Janitor mops the floor.