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The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

Crab with a clown face.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Let's all be fairies.

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Taxi

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Dog retrieves slippers instead of birds.

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

Janitor mops the floor.