Slice Seeker T-Shirts

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Tension filled the tent.

Critisize your weight.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Habanero ..."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Jumble Sale

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Virgil

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Hole Sale

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'