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'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Critisize your weight.

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Habanero ..."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Jumble Sale

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Hole Sale

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Virgil

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Hey, I know a way to stimulate the economy!"

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

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