Slice Enthusiast Pillows

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Frankenfish

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

List making as therapy.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Pizza Fencing

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Haircuts

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

To do list

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

Dueling marionettes.

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

'It's wha-at all we cool guys wear - steak sauce.'

Mustard's Last Stand