Slice Of Life Enthusiast Pillows

Kenwood Park

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Life and Death

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Garden of Earthly Delights

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Old and young

Gigolo Diary

The News in Capsule Form.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

New York Man

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Furies 2.0

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"Say, I like this show."

Broken Doorbell - Please Text or Email.

The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."