Slice Of Life Enthusiast T-Shirts

Kenwood Park

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Life and Death

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

The News in Capsule Form.

Old and young

Garden of Earthly Delights

Gigolo Diary

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

New York Man

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Furies 2.0

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Broken Doorbell - Please Text or Email.

"Say, I like this show."

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'