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The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

I'm Spartacus.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Fish mobsters.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

clown fish

Oh, @#$%, is that

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"...but, seriously..."

Steam of consciousness.

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Octopus gets tickled pink

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Caveman bathroom

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Walter The Sea Monster

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

Octopuses surf too.

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.