Slice Of Life Fan Gifts

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

I'm Spartacus.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"...but, seriously..."

Steam of consciousness.

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Octopus gets tickled pink

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Caveman bathroom

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Walter The Sea Monster

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Octopuses surf too.

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."