Slice Of Life Savorer Gifts

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

I love Berimbau!

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

Kenwood Park

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."