Life Drawing Fan Gifts

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'This guy is really good!'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Alberto Giacometti.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Turtle nude painting.

Caveman bathroom

'Do you know any other poses?'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

Life drawing class.

Stick Bandit

Missing Sock

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"Now you've done it!"

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'