Life Drawing Fan Mugs

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Viggo Mortensen

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Fish mobsters.

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'This guy is really good!'

Alberto Giacometti.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Miguel Ferrer

Caveman bathroom

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Turtle nude painting.

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

Life drawing class.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

Missing Sock

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

"Now you've done it!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

Frederick Robinson