Life Transformation Fan Gifts

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Beauty and the Beast

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"I can be changed!"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

"Now you've done it!"

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'