Life Transformation Gifts

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

It was a new day, new town, new identity and a new set of ethical guidelines.

The Hokey Pokey clinic: turn yourself around

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Pharaoh Cocoon

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You've changed."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Midnight Basketball

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Quick Spring Fling

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

A tailor measuring a large man

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"You'll get over him."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

'So push has come to shove...'