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"I'm back. I couldn't make it as a New York slice."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

Television repeated repeats Awards

Friendly bank/Formal bank.

HOw the Cat WOund Up With Nine Lives.

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

"Dammit! I just realized, now I'm going to miss the appointment for my second shot."

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

White lies com to the Film Noir.

'Honestly how ridiculous! It says here that men who read out snippets from the newspaper are frustrated orators!'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'no... NO!'

Kenwood Park

"What's up? No trash in your paper today?"