Slice-of-life Enthusiasts Prints

"I'm back. I couldn't make it as a New York slice."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!

The Coen Brothers of Science.

Television repeated repeats Awards

Friendly bank/Formal bank.

HOw the Cat WOund Up With Nine Lives.

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

"Dammit! I just realized, now I'm going to miss the appointment for my second shot."

White lies com to the Film Noir.

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

"Special delivery from the Amazon!"

Roberto Benigni.

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

'Honestly how ridiculous! It says here that men who read out snippets from the newspaper are frustrated orators!'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'no... NO!'

Kenwood Park