Summer Smile Seeker T-Shirts

Holiday time.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

School holidays

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"Nasty sunburn."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Best to keep downwind.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Two boys eating ice cream

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Obama.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Malpractice Attorney.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"