Summer Smile Seeker Prints

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Holiday time.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

School holidays

"Nasty sunburn."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Two boys eating ice cream

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Obama.

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Malpractice Attorney.