Fearless Smile Seeker T-Shirts

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

Under pressure.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Obama.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

An extremely general practitioner

Welcome to Work Life Balance

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"...he has the ability to switch off at the end of the day!"

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"Harlan's problem is being unable to transition from mutual funds to mutual fun."

Clown Nightmares

Malpractice Attorney.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"ME!!!"

'I have a note from my doctor. You're going on holiday next week.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'