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Malpractice Attorney.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Botox."

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Obama.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Red wine teeth

Golf cart in the hospital.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'