Surgery Smile Seeker Gifts

Malpractice Attorney.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Botox."

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Obama.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Golf cart in the hospital.

Red wine teeth

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)