Cosmetic Surgery Seeker Gifts

No, I wasn't abducted and experimented on. I needed surgery and it was cheaper on their planet.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

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Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Mirror mirror...

'Botox...'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Body Building

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

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"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'