Smile Savior Gifts

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Dentist Row

"Oh no! It's the militant wing of the Dentists' Union!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Obama.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Red wine teeth

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'