Smile Sparer Gifts

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

If you're happy and you know it...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Obama.

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Change your style, learn to smile!

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Red wine teeth

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

' ... plus you need to floss better.'