Smile Sparer Pillows

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Obama.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Red wine teeth

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'