Smile Savant Pillows

Chin up!

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

Giraffe Selfie

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"#notguilty."

Early Learning Today

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Tie Rolls

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Social Media

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

GURLERS

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."