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"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Dentist Row

"Oh no! It's the militant wing of the Dentists' Union!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Obama.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

Change your style, learn to smile!

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'