Smile Saver T-Shirts

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Who cares about one tooth more or less...'

'You've got a serious cavity in your tooth, Sir!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Dental Plan: Find & Use Your Own Brush! Keep Clean!

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Noise Pollution

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Obama.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Savoy Dental Salon

Red wine teeth

Pathology.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'