Smile Suppressor Gifts

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

If you're happy and you know it...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Malpractice Attorney.

Red wine teeth

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Cheese...Crackers.

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"Numb yet?"

He who laughs, lasts.

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Friends Yeah!

Big Grin.

McHappy

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground