Anti-smile Advocate Gifts

'Do you know what I like about being sourpuss? I don't have to smile!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

The smoking Gun

Fired because of sheepish grin.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Down with canned laughter.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

Fighting Coronavirus

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'Cigarette?'

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Gymnastics.