Anti-smile Advocate T-Shirts

'Do you know what I like about being sourpuss? I don't have to smile!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

The smoking Gun

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

Fighting Coronavirus

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Down with canned laughter.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

Brush your teeth!

Whale smiling at camera.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'Cigarette?'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

Gymnastics.

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'