'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'
Hearing Protection Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about hearing protection? Our collection offers fun and functional items that show they care about their hearing with a dash of personality. Whether they’re at concerts, shooting ranges, or working in noisy environments, find the perfect humorous or practical gift that speaks to their love for sound safety.
At the rock concert...
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'
"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."
"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."
"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."
I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.
Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.
"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."
A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.
"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"
When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.
People talking through a stethoscope.
'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'
'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'
Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.
'Carol, get your protective headphones on'
Old People Whisperer
"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."
'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'
"What's the least spoken language in the world?"
"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."
General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify
Disturbance of the Inner Ear
2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)
"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."
Audiology!!
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After 6,468 signatures, John was finally moved into quarantine - in a sound proof booth.
Noise Abatement Society
'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'
'Sales are unheard of here.'
"You bet I always wear my hearing-aids! It's a question of survival: I need to be able to hear the predators coming..."
Whistler
Hearing Protection Gifts Collection
Hearing Protection Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring hearing protection humor and designs—perfect for daily use and heartfelt gifts.
Hearing Protection Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty hearing protection designs—great for adding personality to any room.
Hearing Protection Prints
Check out our decorative prints celebrating hearing safety with clever artwork that shows you care while making them smile.
Hearing Protection T-Shirts
Browse our selection of humorous and stylish hearing protection t-shirts, ideal for making a fun statement about sound safety.