Earbud Enthusiast Gifts

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"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

At the rock concert...

"Tong!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Brat"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Snake with headphones.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Flying Ear Specialist

audiobooks...

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,