Earbud Escapologist Gifts

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

At the rock concert...

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

At the CD shop.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Flying Ear Specialist

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

'Wait for me!'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

Ear Muffs - ".. and with your two weeks in Ibiza, you get a free pair of these."