Earbud Escapologist Pillows

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

At the rock concert...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

At the CD shop.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Flying Ear Specialist

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'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

'Wait for me!'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

Tortured by music

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

The damage from wearing headphones.

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'