Earbud Escapist Pillows

The damage from wearing headphones.

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Audio Books

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Spam.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Spam.

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"Not again!"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Houdini 2019