Audit Escapist Pillows

IRS: 'You can't have it both ways!' 'But I don't want it either way!'

Ethics exam cheater.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Audio Books

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Rising Gas Prices

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Clock watcher

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"