Elevator Escapologist Gifts

"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

Dog in a lift.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

A Fork-lift.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'