Elevator Escapologist Prints

"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

Dog in a lift.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Thumbing a Lift.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

A Fork-lift.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious