Elevator Escapee Gifts

Hotel Stay

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"How small will he get?"

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

'Elevator'

The coward's way out.

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

Near Death Experience: 'Hey, watch it with that thing, pal!'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

Canadian Standoff

North South.

"I'm bustin' outta here, fellas."

'Not again!...'

"Yesterday I got out at the wrong floor and worked a full day for a firm I'd never heard of..."

'I know it's healthier but I climbed the stairs yesterday and when I finally reached the very top office, working time was already over!'

Mind your step!

"If you thought the Trump tower elevator ride was tough, good luck surviving the next four years."

Dog in a lift.

Elevator reads 'Up 'Down' and 'Other options'