We're leaving, Twig! I'm saying goodbye! Let's go! I'll get you back on Facebook in 3 hours! You hate social media. I do, but
Offline Enthusiasts Prints
Decorate their favorite space with eye-catching prints celebrating the offline life. Perfect for showcasing their passion for real-world pleasures and digital detoxes.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'
INTERNET MARRIAGE.
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
"Does the ark have wifi?"
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."
Clandestine cows.
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.
"She gets her musical ability from me."
"So when do we go online?"
"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."
'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'
"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"
Internet Name Tags.
Social network site runs into trouble.
"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."
"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."
"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."
Internet Addict Anonymous
Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.
"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."
"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"
Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.
"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."
"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."
Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.
'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'
Offline Enthusiasts Prints Collection
Offline Enthusiasts Mugs
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Offline Enthusiasts Pillows
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Offline Enthusiasts T-Shirts
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