A man cheers
Half-asleep Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their space with playful prints that celebrate their love for sleep and relaxation, blending humor and cozy charm for the perfect home accent.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
"I think I need an extra pillow."
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Broken Alarm Clock.
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
Do not disturb...
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
Clandestine cows.
"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"
'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
"You were snoring."
"What's with your hair?"
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
"She gets her musical ability from me."
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
Half-asleep Enthusiast Prints Collection
Half-asleep Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for sleep lovers and half-asleep enthusiasts—designed to add humor and comfort to their morning routine.
Half-asleep Enthusiast Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to complement their love for naps and cozy relax hours—fun, witty, and irresistibly comfy.
Half-asleep Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover hilarious and comfy t-shirts perfect for those who love naps, relaxation, and good laughs—ideal for relaxed weekends or lounging at home.